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WORSHIP AT MY ALTAR FOR A NOMINAL FEE
DRYAD BARES HER HEART
Dryad bares her heart and a man disappoints her (typical).
DRYAD EATS IMPERIAL BULLSHIT
Dryad chows down on the meal of the millennium, and she does it with a shit-eating grin. YUM.
DRYAD EATS THE PENTAGON
Dryad eats the Pentagon, though it pains her to do so (indigestion).
TAKE A DRINK
Dryad drinks and so do you.